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Wei Ying (魏婴) | Wei Wuxian (魏无羡) ([personal profile] weifinder) wrote2020-10-07 05:18 pm

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markyourwords: (Default)

I mean it is... but even LWJ will notice if you do that

[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mn.

[ Lan Zhan smiles softly as he unpacks the last leafy green vegetables into the fridge. Cooking with Wei Ying is always an adventure, but he wouldn't mind letting himself get swept into a terrible movie. He will compromise. He turns back to Wei Ying, the manic grin on his face somehow still endearing. ]

I will make us snacks and dessert. We can order food. Do you have a preference?

[ He starts with microwave popcorn, shaking the bag and sending it spinning away to heat up. Lan Zhan then grabs a bowl out of the cupboard, sets it aside and walks over to see what kind of food they'll be getting. ]
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lets see if he says anything about it

[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-04 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Zhan tactfully refrains from asking if Wei Ying is on the menu, it is second nature by now at this stage in their friendship.
He squints slightly, then takes Wei Ying's hand holding the phone and pulls it closer to his eyes. He flicks through the menu, then the hygiene rating and finds it acceptable. He selects a mixed lentils and tofu platter, then lets go. ]


It is your turn.

[ He rumbles as he steps back to the side where he left a bag of salad. He knows the likelihood of Wei Ying ordering a fruit or vegetable is low enough he feels the need to supplement it, then gets distracted by the microwave.
He sources a bowl and pulls out the very hot bag, tipping it into the bowl and making his way towards the sofa.]


What is the terrible movie you cannot wait to see?
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Re: dun dun dun!!!

[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-07 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Zhan has heard little about this movie, but manages to withhold judgement until he sees Nicolas Cage on the front cover. Oh no. ]

How prepared do you think I should be?

[ While Wei Ying is distracted, Lan Zhan finds Wei Ying's wallet and slides some money in it. He puts it back and says nothing about it. ]

Bees? It talks about cultism. Are the bees the cultists?
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-09 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Zhan has gone from dubious to outright incredulous. He has seen bad movies, he has seen cheap movies. He has even seen Nicolas cage act before. This movie is... what even is it. ]

Already questionable that he could have missed the cause of the accident, the exposition heavy letter and the citizens of the island practically having 'Cult' stamped on their foreheads. It is unsurprising that he did not become a detective.

[ You asked for this Wei Ying. He will tear this movie to shreds. ]
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-13 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Zhan is caught up being absolutely traumatised by the dialogue, including small children chanting 'phallic symbol', Nicolas cage's love interest refusing to speak anything that could be considered clear and HOW DID IT GET BURNED. It takes him a second to notice the doorbell.

When Wei Ying asks his head snaps to look at him, eyes wide. ]


If you leave me alone in this I will never cook for you again.

[ He has been grinding his teeth so hard in places it was audible, making growling noises that could have been words every time his mouth is full so decorum says he cannot speak. All the growls vaguely translate to things like "How has he not called for back up?", "He is allergic to the bees why is he running towards them?" and other delights. ]
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-17 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Truly a wise choice on Wei Ying's part. Not because Lan Zhan would ever have followed through with his threat, Wei Ying would die of malnutrition in a month, but because he would have found a way to exact revenge. Slowly. Painfully. With the movie paused and sanity momentarily restored, he takes his order and puts it on a plate and frowns at the idea of eating out of a carton. ]

Water is sufficient.

[ Lan Zhan scowls at the paused screen. He lost any faith in the movie around minute seven but this is showing his expectations should have been even lower. ]

I do not understand how this movie even got made. It is a blight.
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-20 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
The united states makes movies in the same way an executioner does his duties: without thought or remorse.

[ He admires the chopsticks for a moment, still as touched as the day Wei Ying first bought them for him. He picks up the closest glass of water and sips it, if only to delay the punishment of the movie resuming. ]

I have never known you to care if what you were drinking matched what you are eating before. Please, do not start on my account.

[ Lan Zhan is teasing. But this movie makes himself want to reach for the nearest bottle and black out from that so he will not remember any more. ]

Fine. Let us see if the detective manages to defend himself from an island of bee cultists. In a bear suit.
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-27 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ It says a lot that when Wei Ying makes this pun, Lan Zhan visibly freezes for a moment, then places the chopsticks down on the table. He turns and faces Wei Ying, intensely even for Lan Zhan.]

Wei Ying. Have I upset you in any way?

Have I offended you and your family?
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-01-30 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ An audible sigh, which is saying a lot really. For Lan Zhan. He picks his chopsticks back up and eats the vegetables he has been given. Once consumed, Lan Zhan holds Wei Ying's gaze as he deliberately puts some of the blandest vegetables from his own dish in Wei Ying's. ]

Eat. Or you will get scurvy.

[ He closes his eyes and resigns himself to this torture. ]

This movies is claws for alarm.

[ Lan Zhan immediately presses play to drown out any response. ]
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-02-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Zhan is steadfastly not looking at the wheezing man beside him, pretending to be engrossed in this bizarre series of events that lead -and here is where Lan Zhan visibly freezes, chopsticks half way to mouth- to Nicholas Cage punching out a woman while dressed in a bear suit. ]

Hm.

[ He leans forward slightly, eyes narrowing. Good god he hates this movie. Lan Zhan bites the vegetables off the chopsticks with such an audible clack that it feels like the chopsticks were in danger of also being consumed. He chews, swallows, and then leans back into the sofa. He blinks once, twice, putting the chopsticks on the side of his plate. ]

This movie-

[ He cuts off as he watches the little girl run back to her weird cult family. Then Cage gets surrounded. ]

I am unsurprised by this turn of events. This is the opposite of a climax.

[ A small, nagging thought occurs. He ignores it.]
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-02-07 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The worrying thought will not be silenced, as he watches the town descend on Cage. He turns and fixes Wei Ying with a look two shades from concerned. ]

Wei Ying.

[ He looks back at the sickening sounds of Cage getting his legs hobbled. He does not find it in himself to care. ]

Is this the unrated version or the original?
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[personal profile] markyourwords 2021-02-12 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ Lan Zhan shuts his eyes for a second. Breathing deeply through his nose. ]

The unrated version contains the infamous bees scene.

[ He is gritting his teeth at the thought, then flushes a little at being caught. ]

I wanted to know the general reviews before we began. To brace myself.

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