Eastbound Contact

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Wei Wuxian
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Can I feed them with you tonight?

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To what end?

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Petting heads?

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Soft-handed?

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Yes, yes!

Can I rub noses? With my nose?

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You presume their affection.

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Oh, should I rub noses with you instead? Sizhui's too old, the donkey would bite me, the rabbits are forgiving! Also sweet. Also bigger than most those in Gusu Lan, it's incredible!

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You may not roast them.

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Lan Zhan! I won't call them chubby.

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They are to scale.

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Which is why they are adorable and perfect for nose kisses!

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Gently, you may.

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All my kisses are gentle, don't worry, don't worry!

( or do worry, you're taking his word on this blindly )

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You yearn for comfort. What failed you?

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Three months without riding daily.

( lmf )

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Mistress Wen may have succour.


( Or seek it from Mianmian.......... )

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You just want to see me stuck with needles, I know it!

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You know nothing. Ask.

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Ahahaha, Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, may I remind you I have known the particulars of the greatly esteemed Doctor Wen, Medicine Woman, at point many, many times, many years ago!

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Shall I describe your hurts to healer Wen?


( You coward. )

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Hah, you haven't seen them, what would you describe?

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The deducible.

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That I have sore muscles?

( he doesn't think Wen Qing is going to find that terribly alarming, or worth noting, who doesn't have a sore rear from riding recently? he bets half them have chapped inner thighs! )

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A taste for overexertion.

Unsupported by a core.

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By that logic most our group of misfits qualify, ah?