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( OUTRIGHT CHOKED OVER HERE )

You were what?!

( BREAKING NEWS: LAN ZHAN'S RESTING BITCHFACE IS ACTUALLY RESTING HORNYFACE )

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[THIS IS NOT A SURPRISE.]

Mn. Wei Ying is... inspiring.

[ Truly the most secretive horny man. ]

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Hahahaaaaa, Lan Zhan, that's not the kind of inspiring I ever tried to be!

( Even his flirt game, such as it is, isn't on that level. He is... genuinely amused by this, however. Cue the saccharine, teasing voice: )

Poor, poor Lan Zhan, how many cold showers have you been taking for your own imagination?

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You do not have to try to be inspiring. You just are, every day.

[ No Lan Wangji, you're just horny and in love which makes everything Wei Ying does attractive and sexy. He refuses to admit this. ]

All of my showers are cold, it is better for you. Any side effects are merely a benefit. Perhaps Wei Ying is speaking of his own experiences instead?

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Or you're just that, ah, motivated and none of us ever realised...

( He's amused by that, for what it's worth. )

No, I hate cold showers, I prefer warm to hot ones, just like my food. Anyway it's not like you can't just take care of things in a shower and move on with your day, why suffer through it?

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Mn. Perhaps. But only for Wei Ying.

[ At least Wei Ying is happy by the revelation. In his darker moments he was concerned it might be... too much. ]

Indulgent as always. Do you choose heat to match your looks?

[ A cough at the idea of 'taking care' of anything in the shower. His ears flush. Then he attempts seriousness. ]

You should not do that in the shower. It damages the pipes by causing blockages. That is why.

[ this is the least sexy thing ever Lan Zhan, please. ]

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... I run the shower after, Lan Zhan, I'm fairly sure hair does worse, look at it. It sheds every time! How do none of us go bald, I don't understand.

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Actually, it is the temperature of the water that causes the issue.

[ Lan Zhan, just. stop. ]

A gentler approach with your hair may prevent excess loss. Conditioner helps. I am also at a loss as to how it does not effect drainage, but having only had long hair all my life I may just be used to it.

One punishment for transgressions was to clean the bathroom.