( so what if that joke only works in english ITS HAPPENING. also lol he's turning bedroom two into a Study, Jiang Cheng only deserves the couch )
You're giving him a key, aren't you?
... Maybe send one to Jiang Cheng too since you're key happy, I don't want to bother with him showing up drunk and angry-sad and captured by the door security.
( HE'S CONVERTING ALL BEDROOMS INTO NOTBED ROOMS if only, purely, to spite his brother. Then again, is he really going to move much of anything? Maybe for a sense of increased Feng Shui, if he finds himself so inclined. )
So generous, I'm still leaving them with you. Surprise me! It's more fun having no idea who might show up at any time.
And will do. This is a lot of power to leave to me, Wei-xiong, I hope you won't regret it.
[The truth is, he'll probably give one to Yanli, one to Wangji, and none to Jiang Cheng because the picture of Jiang Cheng drunkenly banging on the door is actually petty funny.]
[Well no, he won't give a key to Jin Zixuan, because Jin Zixuan is just a slightly ridiculous person who thinks that because he cares a lot about what Fei Du does or says, then the opposite is also true. It's not, but no one has told him yet.
Giving a key to Nie Mingjue just for the hell of it is a funny thing to entertain for 2.5 seconds.]
I'll move the rest of my personal effects out this weekend, and then you can take possession of it.
[ Give Nie Mingjue a key and have him meet Jiang Cheng loudly knocking because he has no key, it'll be Great ]
Now it sounds like I'm rolling in with a conquering army, I promise, this is not a hostile takeover, Fei-xiong, this is a peaceful cohabitation with your impersonal effects!
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( so what if that joke only works in english ITS HAPPENING. also lol he's turning bedroom two into a Study, Jiang Cheng only deserves the couch )
You're giving him a key, aren't you?
... Maybe send one to Jiang Cheng too since you're key happy, I don't want to bother with him showing up drunk and angry-sad and captured by the door security.
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[Hopefully, you did not expect him to not run with that, Wei-xiong. And what about bedroom three and four, huh?]
There's a few extra keys which you are free to give out to whom you want.
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No, but it would be the tragedy of yours, ah?
( HE'S CONVERTING ALL BEDROOMS INTO NOTBED ROOMS if only, purely, to spite his brother. Then again, is he really going to move much of anything? Maybe for a sense of increased Feng Shui, if he finds himself so inclined. )
So generous, I'm still leaving them with you. Surprise me! It's more fun having no idea who might show up at any time.
( Sadly.
Very sadly.
Wei Wuxian even means it. )
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And will do. This is a lot of power to leave to me, Wei-xiong, I hope you won't regret it.
[The truth is, he'll probably give one to Yanli, one to Wangji, and none to Jiang Cheng because the picture of Jiang Cheng drunkenly banging on the door is actually petty funny.]
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Oh, I'm sure I won't. You're not ridiculous enough to give the peacock a key. Or Lan Zhan's brother's friends.
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Giving a key to Nie Mingjue just for the hell of it is a funny thing to entertain for 2.5 seconds.]
I'll move the rest of my personal effects out this weekend, and then you can take possession of it.
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Now it sounds like I'm rolling in with a conquering army, I promise, this is not a hostile takeover, Fei-xiong, this is a peaceful cohabitation with your impersonal effects!
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[ he literally triggered one to get fei du out of class
but hush ]
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I am sure you are, Wei-xiong.
I'll see you on campus for the key.
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