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[weifinder]

It's meat, is there anything to talk about beyond the cut or something?

[markyourwords]

[ YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD NOT TO BE CRUDE]

Perhaps the amount? The tenderness? The plans for preparing it later? If you only hear the meat is there, how will you know if it is to your taste?

[weifinder]

... Lan Zhan, for a vegetarian, you really are invested in meat.

( YOU'RE THE PERVERT HERE, LAN ZHAN, HE'S JUST THINKING PURE MEAT THOUGHTS )

I don't have a tenth of the dietary restrictions that you have, why do I care what kind of meat there is? How much, how tender, preparation, does anyone ask about this who isn't you?

[markyourwords]

These are things you need to know if you wish to cook the meat properly.
Too little information can ruin a meal, you do not wish to do that with an expensive steak.

I only buy high quality ingredients, and free range meat. There is bacon.

[weifinder]

... Really why didn't you lead with the "I have bacon?"

[markyourwords]

How else am I to be sure I have your attention throughout the rest of the message?
It is good bacon, packs were on sale so there is an ample quantity.

[weifinder]

You're stocking up on bacon?

[markyourwords]

I like to be prepared for when you visit, it is only polite to offer it to people who are not vegetarian. Brother got the other packet for Nie Mingjie, for the protein.

[weifinder]

Bacon's a breakfast thing, are you trying to invite me for breakfast?

( It's not just that, Wei Wuxian, but he is enjoying being something of a pestful pill. )

[markyourwords]

Wei Ying is welcome whenever he wishes, for as long as he desires. Breakfast would be provided.

[ Yes, do come in, take his bacon, his hand and whole life too. ]

[weifinder]

( Lan Zhan is that how the song goes-- )

Now it just sounds like you're asking me to move in with you! Need help with rent?

[markyourwords]

[ It's how the song goes in his heart. ]

You should move in with me. No I do not need you to pay rent.

[weifinder]

It would make the having you feed me thing go way faster!

( hahaha but this is all a joke right )

Lan Zhan, that's what roommates do, they both cover rent. Or all cover rent. Weren't you living with your brother, or did that change?

[markyourwords]

Mhm. I can provide boxes and a car for transportation.

[ Lan Zhan is as serious as a heart attack. Then Wei Ying makes a valid point and he comes as close to cursing as he ever does.]

I can seek alternative lodgings. Or he will, his relationship triad are getting quite serious. How soon would you be available?

[weifinder]

... Uh, whenever my lease ends, in the next few months. Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, it's fine to want to move away from your brother's apparently tempestuous lovelife, can you bear another handful of months waiting?

[markyourwords]

It is not so much tempestuous as it is mildly nauseating to witness. I run the risk of running into any number of them in a compromising position every time I leave my room, at any time of day. I do not begrudge him his happiness, but my lack of presence means they could move in together.

I would also like to see you more often.

[weifinder]

Lan Zhan, do you basically stay in your room? That sounds horrible. Utterly like no one's kind enough to restrain themselves. How embarrassing! Yes, of course I'll help save you from that ongoing disruption, and you can say you're sparing me from mine. It'll be great!

[markyourwords]

I would stay in my room by choice on most days if I did not have work. It is more limiting than previously thought when you are confined not by choice, but out of necessity. I am beginning to think Meng Yao has something to prove to me, he likes to stare over the shoulder of whoever he has entrapped at the time and watch what I do.

It is...disconcerting.

I know of a few places that may suit, do you have a preference? How much would it set you back to break the lease?

[weifinder]

Meng Yao? He seems so nice...

Uh, it sets me back some, but it's not too much, I'll be fine. Sounds like you need to move out faster than I do, but we'll get it to work! Call those places, we can get things in motion for the start of this month we're close to heading into, okay?

[markyourwords]

Meng Yao is nice for two reasons; you serve his purposes better that way or you have power he needs. Or you are my brother. He can be affable when not being almost ravaged in the kitchen having driven his partners to distraction.

It is an alarming power he wields, I believe it was the time spent in customer service.

I will pay the expense to break your lease, as I am the one making us move faster than it allows. I have sent three emails for applications and viewing times so far. Do you have a preference for when we see the living spaces?

[weifinder]

... Have you told your brother that? Lan Zhan, that sounds a little worrying?

Er, no, anytime on days other than Wednesday or Thursday are flexible enough for me right now!

[markyourwords]

I have told brother my concerns. He maintains that Meng Yao does not mean any harm, least of all to me as it would upset him.

He also told me Nie Mingjue agrees. And proceeded to tell me precisely why that 'makes the sex amazing'.

He did not seem to hear my requests to stop. Do you see my need for haste?

Good. I will do my best to accommodate you, that is if you are not just humouring me?

[weifinder]

... Okay so yeah let's get you moved out, and I think maybe put your brother on time out for a while, wow! Uh, are you sure he's okay, because that sounds pretty...

... anyway, yeah, let me know what places you want me to come look at with you?

( his polite way of saying wow why is your brother being hideous WHY IS HE ENABLING HIDEOUSNESS )

[markyourwords]

It is his longest and most serious relationships colliding into a new one. I am not surprised he is a little overwhelmed by it at present. I am going to maintain a weekly meeting with him, to make sure all is well even after I move out.

I have two I am most partial to so far. Are you more interested in a house or an apartment? Do you wish to have a balcony?

[ Because Lan Zhan loves his brother who may be playing up his relationship so his younger brother moves in with the man he's been in love with for years... while also then being able to have kinky sex all over his apartment. ]

[weifinder]

Does he ever leave the honeymoon period or does he live there permanently?

House. Don't care about balconies, rooftops you can sit on are more fun.