Eastbound Contact

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Wei Wuxian
missives | encounters

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What if he's up on the donkey instead, ah?

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Wei Ying.

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Lan Zhan.

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I plead.

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I'll tie off to Sizhui's mount, as you wish.

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Thank you.

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It's no trouble.

Mah, what noble steed have you been handling yourself?

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I can yet ride.

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Yes, of course, I trust in Lan Zhan's bountiful talent, but which animal are you sitting astride?

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You ask what lies between my legs.


( HOW DID HE MARRY THIS. )

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( he was passing you PORN IN THE LIBRARY, LAN ZHAN, YOU KNEW, YOU KNEW )

Or what's under them if you're sitting sideways!

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A deer.

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( ... but r u feeling horny, Lan Zhan— )

Are the rabbits packed on with you? Lan Zhan, you're a regular animal tamer!

( Because you sure do keep picking the Suggestive animal friends??? )

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The cart. For their comfort.

( Wait. )

Wei Ying intends to attend them?

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When we stop for the night, not right now. What've you been feeding them?

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Vegetable skins. Portioned remains.

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Can I feed them with you tonight?

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To what end?

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Petting heads?

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Soft-handed?

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Yes, yes!

Can I rub noses? With my nose?

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You presume their affection.

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Oh, should I rub noses with you instead? Sizhui's too old, the donkey would bite me, the rabbits are forgiving! Also sweet. Also bigger than most those in Gusu Lan, it's incredible!

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You may not roast them.

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Lan Zhan! I won't call them chubby.