To kiss you. In public. Take you home to my family and you to take me to yours, show me where you grew up. Fuck you in your childhood room. To go to sleep, knowing when I wake you will be beside me. Slow and sweet sex until you cry, fuck you when I want to. Whenever I want to. Morning sex. Look after you when you are studying, or sleepy. Cook for you. Live with you, one day. A future.
Do not say yes if you do not want these things, I do not need you to return the depth of my feelings.
( let him have a moment, that was stunningly (but predictably, he reflects, Lan Zhan isn't going to gloss things over or make pretenses) direct. )
Lan Zhan, I'm saying yes. Maybe not to all of that all at once, but I'm not opposed? Also you are so bold! How long have you been fantasising like this? I'm blushing, I'm blushing, ah! You're domestic and also dreaming of the bedroom... well, more than we had. How am I supposed to find any of that undesirable?
[ take your time Wei Ying, he will wait a lifetime. ]
Mn. I have been told that I am 'intense'. I know I am in this context, if not more so than usual. So I can wait until you know that is what you want, too.
Not long enough, and more than long enough, something like that. Wow, Lan Zhan, we'll take it as it comes, okay? Because I'm not saying I mind any of those things, you're just... honestly, you're so surprisingly straightforward! It's kind of hot.
( Is he supposed to find it hot, because he does, whoops )
Yeah, I, uh. Okay. If you were being subtle before, no, I definitely did not get any of it, because I had no idea, I thought I was just annoying you for the longest time! Then you finally gave in to my countless charms and we were friends!
( This is the equivalent of HE LIKES ME? HE REALLY LIKES ME?! )
[ It takes a moment to accept Wei Ying called him 'hot' okay, he had to reboot. ]
I know. It has become apparent this is the case, so I will just be direct in future.
Wei Ying annoyed me for less than a day, after that I was interested, then besotted. Many times you lamented my expression as 'angry' when in reality I was fighting to not bend you over the nearest table.
Or you're just that, ah, motivated and none of us ever realised...
( He's amused by that, for what it's worth. )
No, I hate cold showers, I prefer warm to hot ones, just like my food. Anyway it's not like you can't just take care of things in a shower and move on with your day, why suffer through it?
Actually, it is the temperature of the water that causes the issue.
[ Lan Zhan, just. stop. ]
A gentler approach with your hair may prevent excess loss. Conditioner helps. I am also at a loss as to how it does not effect drainage, but having only had long hair all my life I may just be used to it.
One punishment for transgressions was to clean the bathroom.
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Mn.
[ Lans do not lie. ]
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Take you home to my family and you to take me to yours, show me where you grew up. Fuck you in your childhood room. To go to sleep, knowing when I wake you will be beside me. Slow and sweet sex until you cry, fuck you when I want to. Whenever I want to. Morning sex. Look after you when you are studying, or sleepy. Cook for you. Live with you, one day.
A future.
Do not say yes if you do not want these things, I do not need you to return the depth of my feelings.
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Lan Zhan, I'm saying yes. Maybe not to all of that all at once, but I'm not opposed? Also you are so bold! How long have you been fantasising like this? I'm blushing, I'm blushing, ah! You're domestic and also dreaming of the bedroom... well, more than we had. How am I supposed to find any of that undesirable?
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Mn. I have been told that I am 'intense'. I know I am in this context, if not more so than usual. So I can wait until you know that is what you want, too.
[ A huff of amusement. ]
How long have I known you, Wei Ying?
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Not long enough, and more than long enough, something like that. Wow, Lan Zhan, we'll take it as it comes, okay? Because I'm not saying I mind any of those things, you're just... honestly, you're so surprisingly straightforward! It's kind of hot.
( Is he supposed to find it hot, because he does, whoops )
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I have been wanting you, and thinking of that, for almost as long as we have known each other.
I have learnt patience. And that subtlety does not work on you, if I am to convey any intent.
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Yeah, I, uh. Okay. If you were being subtle before, no, I definitely did not get any of it, because I had no idea, I thought I was just annoying you for the longest time! Then you finally gave in to my countless charms and we were friends!
( This is the equivalent of HE LIKES ME? HE REALLY LIKES ME?! )
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I know. It has become apparent this is the case, so I will just be direct in future.
Wei Ying annoyed me for less than a day, after that I was interested, then besotted.
Many times you lamented my expression as 'angry' when in reality I was fighting to not bend you over the nearest table.
Now I can. It is a good feeling.
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You were what?!
( BREAKING NEWS: LAN ZHAN'S RESTING BITCHFACE IS ACTUALLY RESTING HORNYFACE )
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Mn. Wei Ying is... inspiring.
[ Truly the most secretive horny man. ]
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( Even his flirt game, such as it is, isn't on that level. He is... genuinely amused by this, however. Cue the saccharine, teasing voice: )
Poor, poor Lan Zhan, how many cold showers have you been taking for your own imagination?
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[ No Lan Wangji, you're just horny and in love which makes everything Wei Ying does attractive and sexy. He refuses to admit this. ]
All of my showers are cold, it is better for you. Any side effects are merely a benefit. Perhaps Wei Ying is speaking of his own experiences instead?
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( He's amused by that, for what it's worth. )
No, I hate cold showers, I prefer warm to hot ones, just like my food. Anyway it's not like you can't just take care of things in a shower and move on with your day, why suffer through it?
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[ At least Wei Ying is happy by the revelation. In his darker moments he was concerned it might be... too much. ]
Indulgent as always. Do you choose heat to match your looks?
[ A cough at the idea of 'taking care' of anything in the shower. His ears flush. Then he attempts seriousness. ]
You should not do that in the shower. It damages the pipes by causing blockages. That is why.
[ this is the least sexy thing ever Lan Zhan, please. ]
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[ Lan Zhan, just. stop. ]
A gentler approach with your hair may prevent excess loss. Conditioner helps. I am also at a loss as to how it does not effect drainage, but having only had long hair all my life I may just be used to it.
One punishment for transgressions was to clean the bathroom.