Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, have mercy my skin is baby soft as it is, I don't need to be forced into submission! I take care of myself! I have a good facial soap! I'm not going to remember anything more than that!
That's the thing, I don't. Sometimes I crave something I simply don't have, and that's fine, it means then I try to see if I can pick some up for later. It's like scratching an itch. Very satisfying, even if I have to wait!
Your history does not agree with you in terms of 'taking care' of yourself. It is not a hardship for me to offer help, however if you truly do not wish for it I will not force myself upon you. Perhaps one day we will be able to amend that.
That seems counterproductive, but sounds true to your character. It is not unheard of to crave what you do not have, I just do not like having things like greens left until brown in my fridge because I did not want them that day.
Your inner rabbit is rearing its fluffy, adorable head. Fresh greens are a different situation, and when did you plan on... throwing those on oatmeal...
...Certainly Wei Ying. Let me pamper you daily to maintain your welfare.
I did not intend to 'throw' my greens on my oatmeal. I was going to use them as a side for my lunch. It is an uncommon ability to use them before they go brown and soggy.
I cannot provide you with the food you seek. My apologies, I will ask your sister for the recipe. Have you ever considered cooking it for yourself?
[ did he expect that to work? No. Is he going to complain? also no. ]
Salad and oatmeal as a mixed concept sounds disgusting. No. I was merely trying to eat something healthy to balance the junk food you would consume and make me try.
If it is alright, I am happy to attempt it. Perhaps we can make a day of it and experiment together?
We all wish for longevity, Lan Zhan, nothing wrong with that! I do eat vegetables too, you know, I just like many things, like sugar on my oatmeal. Also some cinnamon. Sometimes chocolate chunks...
It's fine! It's not always with pork, I've tasted good vegetable broths, but if we're sharing one broth we should probably avoid the one made with bones.
... Lan Zhan, for a vegetarian, you really are invested in meat.
( YOU'RE THE PERVERT HERE, LAN ZHAN, HE'S JUST THINKING PURE MEAT THOUGHTS )
I don't have a tenth of the dietary restrictions that you have, why do I care what kind of meat there is? How much, how tender, preparation, does anyone ask about this who isn't you?
These are things you need to know if you wish to cook the meat properly. Too little information can ruin a meal, you do not wish to do that with an expensive steak.
I only buy high quality ingredients, and free range meat. There is bacon.
I like to be prepared for when you visit, it is only polite to offer it to people who are not vegetarian. Brother got the other packet for Nie Mingjie, for the protein.
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Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, have mercy my skin is baby soft as it is, I don't need to be forced into submission! I take care of myself! I have a good facial soap! I'm not going to remember anything more than that!
That's the thing, I don't. Sometimes I crave something I simply don't have, and that's fine, it means then I try to see if I can pick some up for later. It's like scratching an itch. Very satisfying, even if I have to wait!
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That seems counterproductive, but sounds true to your character. It is not unheard of to crave what you do not have, I just do not like having things like greens left until brown in my fridge because I did not want them that day.
What do you crave most often?
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Your inner rabbit is rearing its fluffy, adorable head. Fresh greens are a different situation, and when did you plan on... throwing those on oatmeal...
Lotus root pork soup. Extra hot.
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I did not intend to 'throw' my greens on my oatmeal. I was going to use them as a side for my lunch. It is an uncommon ability to use them before they go brown and soggy.
I cannot provide you with the food you seek. My apologies, I will ask your sister for the recipe. Have you ever considered cooking it for yourself?
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( yes it's that stupidly simple. JUST LIKE THAT. )
Wait, you were going to eat salad and oatmeal? Or. No, what else were you putting on oatmeal, I got confused at the salad part.
Oh, I've tried before, but it never tastes right... something always goes off compared to how she makes it.
( Spoilers: he can make it, but he misses having it made for him. )
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[ did he expect that to work? No. Is he going to complain? also no. ]
Salad and oatmeal as a mixed concept sounds disgusting. No. I was merely trying to eat something healthy to balance the junk food you would consume and make me try.
If it is alright, I am happy to attempt it. Perhaps we can make a day of it and experiment together?
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... Rabbit. You are a human sized rabbit!
Ash, sure, yes, that would be nice. I can handle the meat side, or we could figure out some vegetarian version?
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I do not mind preparing meat for you, to achieve the desired flavours. I just will add tofu to my portion.
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It's fine! It's not always with pork, I've tasted good vegetable broths, but if we're sharing one broth we should probably avoid the one made with bones.
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Hm, I suppose that all the meat I have procured will go to waste then.
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I thought you weren't interested?
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Mn. I understand, I will tell you about the meat in future. How much detail would you like me to go into?
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Perhaps the amount? The tenderness? The plans for preparing it later? If you only hear the meat is there, how will you know if it is to your taste?
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( YOU'RE THE PERVERT HERE, LAN ZHAN, HE'S JUST THINKING PURE MEAT THOUGHTS )
I don't have a tenth of the dietary restrictions that you have, why do I care what kind of meat there is? How much, how tender, preparation, does anyone ask about this who isn't you?
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Too little information can ruin a meal, you do not wish to do that with an expensive steak.
I only buy high quality ingredients, and free range meat. There is bacon.
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It is good bacon, packs were on sale so there is an ample quantity.
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( It's not just that, Wei Wuxian, but he is enjoying being something of a pestful pill. )
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[ Yes, do come in, take his bacon, his hand and whole life too. ]
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Now it just sounds like you're asking me to move in with you! Need help with rent?
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