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Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian

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[weifinder]

Oh. That's, ah, better, or worse, I can't decide.

I'm fine! Everything's fine. I'm texting with you and everything is fine!

Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, is that a yes to we're dating, or a yes to you want to go on dates, I feel like there's a difference? Or, wait, is it, dating only each other or dates you just want to do or

( help )

[markyourwords]

Better in the shared blame. I cannot speak one way or another for the level of detail, no matter how much he asked, so better for that too. Worse for how long it took for us to get here.

...Wei Ying. Do not lie.

Wei Ying have I not made my interest in you more than obvious? You are the only person I have been, or ever will be, interested in dating.

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I'm clarifying! Clarifying! Today's been a very unexpected day! My head's spinning, give me a moment here

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I am sorry.

Take all the time you need, I will still be here when you have recovered.

[ This is fine. This is...fine. He is not upset. Wei Ying needs time. ]

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Call me in half an hour okay?

[markyourwords]

[ It is thirty one minutes later. The phone rings. ]

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Lan Zhan?

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Mn.

[ A soft exhale. ]

Wei Ying.

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( So many thoughts he's cycled through and shunted off to the side in the last half hour; enough to now breathe in and smile when he says. )

So. We're dating now?

( Smooth as sandpaper askjfads )

I mean that's what you were saying... maybe? Right? I am getting this right, right?

[markyourwords]

[ God. Why does he love this man so much, this is excruciating. ]

Yes. Unless you object.

[ A small exhale that is not a sigh, but not too far from it. ]

I would like to date you.

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( What's worse is you were waiting on him to get a clue

Fool )

I don't object! I don't, I didn't say I was. This is—hahaha, it's a surprise, but the good kind. What does it change anyway?

[markyourwords]

[ Look. He has one real friend, forgive him for being hesitant. ]

Good. I had thought I was obvious, but I will strive to be more so.

What does it change? Now I can date you. I will take you places, make you happy. Whatever you wish to change, we can.

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... Lan Zhan, weren't you already doing that?

[markyourwords]

[ Who Lan Zhan? Never! Well... Maybe. ]

Mn.

[ Lans do not lie. ]

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... So what else were you wanting?

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To kiss you. In public.
Take you home to my family and you to take me to yours, show me where you grew up. Fuck you in your childhood room. To go to sleep, knowing when I wake you will be beside me. Slow and sweet sex until you cry, fuck you when I want to. Whenever I want to. Morning sex. Look after you when you are studying, or sleepy. Cook for you. Live with you, one day.
A future.

Do not say yes if you do not want these things, I do not need you to return the depth of my feelings.

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( let him have a moment, that was stunningly (but predictably, he reflects, Lan Zhan isn't going to gloss things over or make pretenses) direct. )

Lan Zhan, I'm saying yes. Maybe not to all of that all at once, but I'm not opposed? Also you are so bold! How long have you been fantasising like this? I'm blushing, I'm blushing, ah! You're domestic and also dreaming of the bedroom... well, more than we had. How am I supposed to find any of that undesirable?

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[ take your time Wei Ying, he will wait a lifetime. ]

Mn. I have been told that I am 'intense'. I know I am in this context, if not more so than usual. So I can wait until you know that is what you want, too.

[ A huff of amusement. ]

How long have I known you, Wei Ying?

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( he laughs at that: )

Not long enough, and more than long enough, something like that. Wow, Lan Zhan, we'll take it as it comes, okay? Because I'm not saying I mind any of those things, you're just... honestly, you're so surprisingly straightforward! It's kind of hot.

( Is he supposed to find it hot, because he does, whoops )

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[ A hum of agreement. ]

I have been wanting you, and thinking of that, for almost as long as we have known each other.

I have learnt patience. And that subtlety does not work on you, if I am to convey any intent.

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( pls just focus on him saying it's hot )

Yeah, I, uh. Okay. If you were being subtle before, no, I definitely did not get any of it, because I had no idea, I thought I was just annoying you for the longest time! Then you finally gave in to my countless charms and we were friends!

( This is the equivalent of HE LIKES ME? HE REALLY LIKES ME?! )

[markyourwords]

[ It takes a moment to accept Wei Ying called him 'hot' okay, he had to reboot. ]

I know. It has become apparent this is the case, so I will just be direct in future.

Wei Ying annoyed me for less than a day, after that I was interested, then besotted.
Many times you lamented my expression as 'angry' when in reality I was fighting to not bend you over the nearest table.

Now I can. It is a good feeling.

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( OUTRIGHT CHOKED OVER HERE )

You were what?!

( BREAKING NEWS: LAN ZHAN'S RESTING BITCHFACE IS ACTUALLY RESTING HORNYFACE )

[markyourwords]

[THIS IS NOT A SURPRISE.]

Mn. Wei Ying is... inspiring.

[ Truly the most secretive horny man. ]

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Hahahaaaaa, Lan Zhan, that's not the kind of inspiring I ever tried to be!

( Even his flirt game, such as it is, isn't on that level. He is... genuinely amused by this, however. Cue the saccharine, teasing voice: )

Poor, poor Lan Zhan, how many cold showers have you been taking for your own imagination?